The new kid

I seriously don’t fit into the blog world. I’ve been trying to see what’s out there and make my way through this labyrinth called the blogosphere but honestly, I don’t get it. Most blogs that I am reading have a section on their page that lists all the blogs they read. And there are like 50 listings! Who has time to read 50 blogs? Seriously?

This is how I felt when I started Franklin Elementary school and this boy, Oh Lord, I can’t believe I remember his name. His name was Knox. Yes, that was back in like 1980. He catcalled me on the playground and sang the song to me, Shake Your Booty. Oh yes, he did. I was maybe 8. I may still need therapy, come to think of it.

Anyway, I didn’t know what a booty was at the time. And I certainly didn’t know how to shake it. Well, this is how I feel in the blog world. I don’t know how to shake my booty. I don’t read 50 blogs a day. I don’t know how to get people to come to my site, I don’t get spam, I hear that will happen eventually and there are scads of ways to eradicate it. I don’t even have a catchy name! I just thought, well I guess I’ll just use my own name because that’s what people know. I was grasping at straws.

And then there’s the question of what you all like to read. My sermonette the other day went down like a herd of turtles, and my post about Paula White was a hit. Go figure.

So yeah, I’m the new kid, I’ve got a lot to learn, but I really appreciate you guys for reading. It makes me very happy to think that you are at least interested enough to keep coming back to check it out.

Oh, and one more thing, can I have the day off on Sundays? Maybe just write a couple of lines? I don’t know. What do you think?