Hostage crisis

I’ve been tied up today. By the SWAT team. The leader was about 4’5″ tall with big blue eyes. He tied me up and made me eat Halloween candy all day. I prayed for an escape. And then my prayer was answered when the kid told me he had no clean underwear and would I please do something about it. I did such a good job that now he wants me to make him dinner. Sheesh.


One Reply to “Hostage crisis”

  1. Love Love Love this! I often get taken hostage by an older and much taller member of the SWAT team.! Except mine also has to remind me to feed him. LOL


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