So we are driving home from school today and I had this bottle of water in my cup holder.
I am always thirsty on the way home from school, I guess it could be due to the very salty, unhealthy lunch I had a few hours before. But today in particular, when I reached down for my water, my very observant and highly intelligent nine-year old said, “Mom, don’t drink that! It was warm today and that water has been sitting there for hours and germs breed in a warm environment!”
I put the bottle down and asked him to elaborate.
That was my mistake.
“That’s because all the germs have been farting.”